{"product_id":"umm-the-cotts","title":"umm. — the cotts","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNo logo. No trend. Just what you'd actually pick.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere's a moment before every decision. A pause, a gap, a beat where you could go either way. Most people rush to fill it. We built these for the ones who don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese are the cotts, umm.'s first piece. Relaxed through the thigh, straight through the leg, cut long on purpose. Made from 100% premium cotton, black, with nothing printed on the outside. No logo. No graphic. It looks like exactly what it is: a well-made pair of shorts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's actually different, once you look closer:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA diagonal-cut pocket that reveals a flash of white cotton at the opening. It's the one visible detail on the entire garment. A gap, left there on purpose.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA gusseted crotch construction built for actual movement. Reach, crouch, throw, whatever your day calls for.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA tonal stitch, same color as the fabric. Quality you feel every time you put them on.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAn inside tag that says (umm.) and nothing else. You'll be the only one who ever sees it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Relaxed, baggy through the thigh, straight leg, 27\" length.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% premium cotton. No polyester, nothing synthetic against your skin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade in small batches.\u003c\/strong\u003e When they're gone, they're gone until the next run.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide (waist \/ hip):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nXS: 28–30\" \/ 34–38\"\u003cbr\u003e\nS: 30–32\" \/ 38–40\"\u003cbr\u003e\nM: 32–34\" \/ 40–41.5\"\u003cbr\u003e\nL: 34–36\" \/ 41.5–43\"\u003cbr\u003e\nXL: 36–39\" \/ 43–45\"\u003cbr\u003e\nXXL: 39–42\" \/ 45–48\"\u003cbr\u003e\nLength is 27\" for every size. It's about fit, not height.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":53191057441135,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":53191057473903,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":53191057506671,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":53191057539439,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":53191057572207,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL","offer_id":53191057604975,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/0898\/1103\/files\/umm-cotts-01-hero.jpg?v=1784312345","url":"https:\/\/wearumm.com\/products\/umm-the-cotts","provider":"umm.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}